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Global Conquest

To: Rawrb
From: Hoodeecan
Sent on: June 19th 2008, 4:29 PM
Subject: Global Conquest
I have always had a mad ambition to conquer the world but find myself having many roadblocks ahead of me including, lack of funds, lack of energy, lack of time, lack of drive, and an overall lack of how to get started. Could you mighty Rawrb help me in this endevor??

The Curse!

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Rawrb's Response:

TAKING OVER THE WORLD CONSISTS OF VARIOUS FACTORS THAT CANT BE DUMBED DOWN INTO SIMPLE STEPS THE ONE THING YOU CAN DO IS START AN OUTLINE AND PUT TOGETHER A PLAN SOMETHING LIKE A TABLE OF CONTENTS OF CONQUEST BECAUSE JUST GOING WILLY NILLY I WANNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD IS PRETTY MUCH A DUMB IDEA AND MAKE SURE YOU FOCUS ON GATHERING PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE THE SAME VISION AS YOU AND LEAD THEM WITH AN IRON FIST HAR AHR HARHAR AHRRA

Comments!

Arrr! I will rape and pillage this post! djpsykotiko declares:
Here's some Tip'age: check out the book "If I were an Evil Overlord". If not helpful in tips of what to do and what not to do, it's also fucking hilarious! There's a story in that book where a air conditioner repairman foils an evil villian's plans with simple repairman know-how. tis great!

I love that I wrote that like I was actually trying to help someone take over the world, lol
June 25th 2008, 2:30 AM (#1)
Beer! idontknow declares:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi waz up
August 22nd 2008, 8:10 PM (#2)

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