Those stupid ifs .... umm

[krew08]

okay so this might be a dumb question or something. but I just listened to those stupid ifs again, and i'm wondering... what exactly is an "if"... i mean... is it a noun or something. urban dictionary search for "ifs", the closest thing that could make sense was its an abbreviation for "i fucking suck".

so, what is the meaning behind "ifs"... and stuff?

[grandmas boy]

1, 2. If, provided, providing imply a condition on which something depends. If is general. It may be used to indicate suppositions or hypothetical conditions (often involving doubt or uncertainty): If you like, we can go straight home. If I had known, I wouldn't have gone. If may mean even though: If I am wrong, you are not right. It may mean whenever: If I do not understand, I ask questions. Provided always indicates some stipulation: I will subscribe ten dollars provided (on the condition) that you do, too. Provided he goes, we can go along. Providing means the same as provided, that is, just in case some certain thing should happen: We will buy the house, providing (provided) we can get a mortgage.

Usage note:
If meaning “whether,” as in I haven't decided if I'll go, is sometimes criticized, but the usage has been established in standard English for a long time.

[DruBacca]

idunno but im sure its all expained in THE MAXX

you know that show they had when MTV was the shit back in the day

[Turdy McSmutbag]

idunno but im sure its all expained in THE MAXX

you know that show they had when MTV was the shit back in the day

DruBacca is 125% correct on this issue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOerAhqGv4

[djpsykotiko]

I'm pretty sure it refers to situations in which you question "what if".

well at least that's what I take from it.

[gpdave1]

If I had a million dollars
If I had an enormous cock
If the world fell apart
If I was stranded on a desert island
If I had a taco...

[Turdy McSmutbag]

If I could just once get a blowjob without having to pretend I'm someone I'm not...

[gpdave1]

If I could just stop giving blowjobs to strangers

[rawrgoesme]

If you give a moose a muffin.
If you give a mouse a cookie.

[ipoopcupcakes]

If only he would die by smelling elephant's shit and being raped by a 5000 pound virgin fat guy and being thrown down a whole flight of stairs in a potato sack and then we kick it and watch blood come out and then throw him out of an airplane and then he explodes because hes ugly!! >_< ya hear dat philip vargo!! i hate ur guts!!! lolz

[grandmas boy]

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

[ipoopcupcakes]

i've saved sum1's life!!! but im taken.....LOLZ

[Turdy McSmutbag]

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

-rimshot-

[ipoopcupcakes]

Lolz

[gpdave1]

fartz

[ipoopcupcakes]

pluh

[Jhonny0Darko]

uhm.....i did....*meep*

[grandmas boy]

twat

[Jhonny0Darko]

twat pocket?

[grandmas boy]

C0CK ROCKET!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8F3nicQzOU

[Turdy McSmutbag]

What are you running from... man?

[gpdave1]

holy shit, I forgot about that movie!

[djpsykotiko]

good times... good good times. lol

[ipoopcupcakes]

O_o

[gpdave1]

if we hadn't gone through the DTV transition, I could be watching the super bowl.

[dustinzgirl]

What if the Super Bowl was retitled Bowl Supper?

[gpdave1]

I was thinking superb owl until a friend suggested super bowel.

[Turdy McSmutbag]

good times... good good times. lol

A lot of good stuff.

[rawrgoesme]

If only he would die by smelling elephant's shit and being raped by a 5000 pound virgin fat guy and being thrown down a whole flight of stairs in a potato sack and then we kick it and watch blood come out and then throw him out of an airplane and then he explodes because hes ugly!! >_< ya hear dat philip vargo!! i hate ur guts!!! lolz

wtf is that?

[gpdave1]

That is a rambling post to nowhere.

[djpsykotiko]

I just call it "Awesome Commercial Sunday" cuz that's the only reason I'd ever watch it.

[skinnypete]

can you send me Those Stupid Ifs???? hagan1993@live.com??? it'd make me happy

[djpsykotiko]

I suppose I could. I'll write "Those Stupid If's" In the subject line, so you'll know what to look for.

[Dingleberry]

What's up with the 012893402840 people who show up and just ask for that song?

[djpsykotiko]

yeah. WTF :P lol