I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic but 70 proof is no less than pathetic You look your best when my vision is blurry That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring Because love is emetic but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it Drink 'till you're crazy Dance 'till you're sick Take off your bra Give it to the stick Drink 'till you're crazy Dance 'till you're sick Acknowledge the dumb Give in to the stick I can't see Now I have to pee and I can't count to three but I can count to Jagermeister Chug Chug Chug my Jagermeister!
This is a bonus track off of the 2006 rerelease of WCTOAT. When we recorded this, our goal was to convince Jagermeister to add Psychostick to their Jager Music thing. It didn't work, but when we started touring they added us. We even got to play a couple Mayhemfest shows. Then Jager stopped doing Jager Music and... who the hell knows what's going on now. HAR!
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