Scrotal Torment

In a crowd
With no escape
Is when I feel
My privates wake

I've got to find
Some privacy
Or they will see
Me scratching me

My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire

Irritation
Toleration
Scrotum itching
Leaves me bitching

Can't endure this
Epidermis
Scrotum itching
Leave me bi---

Tension builds
There's got to be
A way to end
My agony
Pockets deep
Where no one sees
I find the keys
To my relief

Fun Fact(s) about "Scrotal Torment:"

This song is about the need to scratch your junk in public, but you don't people to see you, BUT YOU WANNA SCRATCH SO BAD

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