My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you... STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow yer damn engine back to hell Where I know you're from. Piece of JUNK! You aren't even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I... WISH YOU'D DIE! Oh nevermind, you always do. Can you tell me how much longer it will be Until I'm rid of you? I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something). My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye! You leak more than a newborn baby I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors Such wonderous variety of problems galore Will there be a time When I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see It start consistently Without the pain and the suffering My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I outta give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire Or where ever I desire You STUPID CAR! You never get me very far When you decide driving to the store is a mortal sin PIECE OF CRAP! I guess you want a piece of me Since you're leaving all your pieces In the middle of the street You heap of JUNK! I don't know what I'm gonna do I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead) The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me Your miles are approaching seven digits May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key I'm guess I'm just a little angry But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide. You probably think I'm slightly overreacting Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
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