Lyrics: Key - Music: Key You wanna be like me? You wanna soften up? Well it ain't easy so you better step your game down, son Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up Take a seat and let me show you how it's not done I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk I can make the same choices and rely on luck Got excuses for days that I'll defend Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end. I scare off all my friends I forget to take my vitamins Life can throw anything at me I will always react the same Get emotional and hang my head in shame. When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get upset I do nothing about it When I get put down I get obsessed about it I ignore advice from everyone Don't need self esteem, when your pride's enough Cuz I suck Got ya beat at how much I suck I'm the WORST. You think you're just like me? You think you're born to fail? You don't know the lost cause of this hollow shell I'm broken as fuck, I'm damaged goods The burned out Little Engine that Never Could I'm a caged tiger that sits and waits For someone to kindly open the gate I'm the guitar that gently weeps I'm a door mat so wipe your feet on me I can't admit I'm wrong I forget to call my mom Life can throw anything at me I will always react the same Whine online and find someone else to blame When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get setback I do jack shit about it When I get knocked down I get depressed about it Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die I could off myself but I'm too lazy to to try Cuz I suck I'm pathetic and I also suck Smashing boundaries on how to suck Got Self-diagnosed OCD manic bipolar personality with ADD borderline hyperactive mood swings Impulse control-lacking, antisocial Histrionic narcissistic all-avoidant codependent A.D.D.... hold on, I think I already said that Self-loathing people hating Way too much masturbating Overthinking, overeating Oversleep and drool Cynical, critical Randomly hysterical Miserable My voicemail is always full Scatterbrained, paranoid Chronically unemployed Scared of phone calls and I hate ordering pizza. Way too self-righteous Failing every drug test Issues with trust And I sneeze when I'm nervous When you ask me if I'm okay, I will dodge it relentlessly I'll say I'm fine and I don't need therapy When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get upset, I lay down and wallow in it When I get walled in, I get cryptic about it I'll keep doing the same things everyday Cuz if I do, I bet things will change Cuz I suck I bet tomorrow that I'll still suck My endlessly complex set of issues gives me a sense of identity Thus I suck No one sucks as much as I suck.
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