Psychostick Updates

News: "Obey the Beer" Beer Release Party!

rob@psychostick.com — Tue, 20 Oct 2026 14:12:00 CDT

Hark! 'Tis a Psychostick themed beer, in the flavor of "Vanilla Coffee Porter" on the horizon, brewed by our friends at Old Irving Brewing!

Damn straight! Take them "harks" and flang 'em all over, it's showtime! Hit up our tour page, purchase a ticket to the Psychostick performance on November 7th at the WC Social Club, and try this "Obey the Beer" beer out for yourself.

"Can" do! Get it? SHUT UP

Oh, and if you live in/near/adjacent to Madison WI, Columbus OH, or Grand Rapids MI, we play shows there too!

Whoo! And yes, another "whoo" for posterity. See you thar!

News: Set times for Aftershock announced. We play at 2:15pm on Friday, Oct 2nd!

thej@psychostick.com — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 22:12:00 CDT

We play Friday, October 2nd, at 2:15pm on the Faultline Stage.

All the set times for all the bands can be found here - Aftershock Announces Daily Music Schedules: West Coast’s Largest Rock, Punk & Metal Festival Returns To Sacramento October 1-4 With My Chemical Romance, TOOL, Limp Bizkit, Pierce The Veil & 140 More

Video: Dogs Like Sock Puppet Version

rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 12:08:00 CDT

BORF BORF! Get this SHIRT!

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News: Dogs Like Socks Returns!

rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 12:00:00 CDT

Is it like Empire Strikes Back? Oh sure. We'll go with YES.

Shut up.

Oh! Wait, you need to watch this video.

And you should probably snag this shirt just in case you change your mind later... like a CHUMP! Borf!

BOFF

News: Toxic Crusaders OST soundtrack available on vinyl!

thej@psychostick.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 20:08:00 CDT

This game soundtrack is so massive that's it's a double vinyl set, packed with riffs for pummeling bad guys to.

Pre-order today!
Toxic Crusaders Vinyl - Original Soundtrack – Retroware

Video: The (first) Time We Almost Died

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2026 11:50:00 CST

Ice is bad. ALL of it. Except when you're having whisky on the rocks? Maybe.
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News: Stic Plushie!

rob@psychostick.com — Sun, 25 Jan 2026 21:13:00 CST

You're gonna want to snag one of these. If you do, your quality of life will probably exceed FDA guidelines.

YouTooz'll send these off in a few months after you get 'em preordered! Am I presuming too much? Yeah, I am, but you LIKE IT HAR HAR

Video: You Beat the Game

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:00:00 CST

An ode to that feelin' when you smash all the bad guys.

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Video: Everybody Christmas

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 13:00:00 CST

SNOWMAN SANTA SPIRIT CHRISTMAS

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News: "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again" is unleashed!

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 12:40:00 CST

That's right! It's out! You can buy it on our web store, snag it on Bandcamp, or stream it on Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, or whatever streaming service eggs your nog. Tell us what you think of it on our Discord - we're super happy with how it turned out and how the 2025 remixes of the original 2007 release got that sonic massage that it needed.

Ayup.

Oh, did you know there's yet another new music video called, "Everybody Christmas" that you should also share with your most wrinkled relatives? Well... you should. Like, NOW.

Also, please join us at The Cubby Bear on December 5th to celebrate the double CD release that is "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again" and the "Toxic Crusaders Video Game OST!"

Video: Æt

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 07 Nov 2025 13:11:00 CST

Sounds like another song I heard somewhere. Freeberd?

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News: Double CD release show? New single? Album preorder? WHAT

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 00:17:00 CST

Oh hey guys. So yeah, here's some cool stuff.

We have a double CD release party happening on December 5th at The Cubby Bear in Chicago. We're releasing a remix/remaster of our previous holiday album! It's called "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again" and, I'll be honest, it CRUSHES.

Also, Retroware is gonna go ahead and let us release the Toxic Crusaders video game OST at that show as well. So, yeah! Get your tickets. This one's not only epic, but it's for the books. No, wait - your books will EXPLODE.

Get them tickets, girl!

Also, let's not forget that you totally need to preorder "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again." You get immediate access to the single from that album called "Aet." Skadoosh!

Preorder me, you want it so bad. ;)

So glad we can finally spill these beans. More info to come soon!

News: Rockville 2026!

rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 27 Oct 2025 15:04:00 CDT

Holy schnikies. Is that a word? It is now.

Psychostick is playing with Dethklok at "Rockville" in Florida? Is this real life? Did I drink a gallon of washer fluid again? I don't think I did.

Anyway, it IS real! WHAAA-AAAT?! Look at this graphic! LOOK!

So many more awesome things are going to be announced, so make sure you keep an eye out on that!

News: Psychostick and axes, together at last

thej@psychostick.com — Thu, 19 Jun 2025 19:05:00 CDT

We recorded a song in collaboration with swordsmith and Youtuber Michael Cthulu! Watch him swing his self-forged God Of War "Leviathan Axe" and destroy random stuff set to our music. This was a lot of fun. Check out his other videos too, the dude has some serious weapon-crafting skills. It's a rabbit hole worth going down.

Youtube video - Leviathan Axe Conclusion (song at 1:02:16)

Listen to the song by itself on all the streaming places - Psychostick - Janky Cosplay Kratos (from Michael Cthulu's Leviathan Axe 2 Video) - Single

News: Toxic Crusaders OST Soundtrack is Complete!

rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 12 May 2025 08:37:00 CDT

Some of you might remember that we've been working on a soundtrack for Toxic Crusaders, an arcade-style beat 'em up that coming out sometime in 2025. Well... Josh just put the finishing touches on the main soundtrack and turned it into Retroware, thus completing our crazy journey for Toxic Crusaders! This is the largest project we've ever worked on and it contains about three albums worth of music, which is mind-blowing. To us, at least. Maybe to you, you're not impressed and are sniffin' your own flatulence, huh?

Sniff away, jerkbag!

Anyway, we can't wait for you nerds to nerd out over this nerdy nerdstuff. We've been nerdin' pretty hard over it.

Wershlersht on Schteam!

Follow the game on all the things, and make sure you wishlist it on Steam if it strikes your fancy! We think the music is going to be the best part. Wait, was I supposed to say that? Shut UP Rawrb.

News: Psychostick and Ninja Sex Party!

rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 12:15:00 CST

Together at last! Just like nuts and gum!

Anyone get that reference? Anyone?

Anyway, it's my obscenely hugeLarge pleasure to announce that we're performing a Chicago show with Ninja Sex Party at the Ramova Theatre on April 9th, 2025. If you wanna attend, snag your tickets ASAP, as Ninja Sex Party's shows on this tour have been selling out like crazy. We expect this to happen here as well.

Huge thanks to the Ninja Sex Party people for making this happen! My pants are exploding with excitement.

News: Toxic Crusaders Update!

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 02 Jan 2025 12:24:00 CST

So it's 2025, and you might've noticed that Toxic Crusaders isn't quite out yet.

Retroware just released a video explaining things. Trust me, when a game gets delayed to make sure it's good, that's a good thing! We also can't wait for you to hear our bangin' soundtrack for this game, so... patience, my pretties. Patience.

News: Rest in Peace, Jakermeister

rob@psychostick.com — Tue, 03 Dec 2024 12:22:00 CST

I don't know what to say. This is so devastating.

Jake "Jakermeister" McReynolds passed away last week (November 28th, 2024). For those who don't know, Jake performed guitar and backup vocals for Psychostick during the "Sandwich" era, which took place during 2008 and 2009. He helped write and produce a big chunk of "Sandwich" during his tenure with us, and that chonker of an album wouldn't have been what it is without Jake.

He also toured with us during those years, and all of our fans who got to meet him loved him. Jake understood the assignment. He threw on that goofy hat, those striped socks, and gave it his all. He was kind, caring, funny, generous, and just got us. We met him several years before Psychostick started to tour, as he had performed in many local bands in the Phoenix, AZ music scene.

I know it's not much, but I created a memorial page for Jake on our website. I compiled a bunch of photos from our archives and put together a list of videos he starred in, so please take a moment and check 'em out.

Rest in peace, buddy. Our heartfelt condolences go out to his friends and family in Arizona.

News: Moar shows! Moar shirts! Crimson Friday!

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 29 Nov 2024 00:00:00 CST

Greetings! So we've got some nerdy necessant nifty neato news nearby!

First off, you might've seen on the carousel of images, but there's a "Cerberus Likes Socks" shirt AND an "Eat the Lightning" shirt! Can you even?

If you're reading this between 12:01 AM, November 29th 2024 and 11:50 PM on December 2nd, 2024, you're invited to enjoy the Crimson Friday sale, getting you 21% off of all Psychostick goodies! Just use the promo code "crimsonfriday" to soak up those savings.

And, lastly, we've announced a slew of shows for 2025. There's more to come too, including something I can't wait to announce. But yeah, sneak on over to our tour page to get tickets. Shows have been selling out lately, so get 'em now before some other weirdo does. You know whom I'm talkin' about.

Video: Ultra Mega Fast

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 26 Sep 2024 15:48:00 CDT

My car fast! You car SLOW!

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