Why are you the Guitar Ninja?
Because I practice the Martial Art of Shredding.
Are you the Karate Kid?
No. I am my own person.
How long have you played guitar?
Do you like doing "chugs" on guitar?
Very much so. Me likes the heavy.
Are you insane?
How does one define sanity? How can you be so sure that what is considered "normal" ISN'T insane? Huh? HUH?!
Did you record and mix all the Psychostick records?
Yep. DIY, BITCHES!!!
How do you get that guitar tone?
By obsessing, studying, and researching guitar tone until it borders on unhealthy.
What is your favorite beer?
Was that you doing the "NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO" voice on the telemarketing call on "We Couldn't Think of a Title?"
YER DUMB. DUMB... DUMB... DUMB...
Speaking of dumb, how are you involved with The Dumb Song?
I wrote it with our good friend Murph.
I also here you're making a whole album of stupid songs with Murph.
Yep, it's going to be called "The Dumb Album". You could call it a Psychostick side project.
Should I follow your Twitter account, @BackstageSmarts?
If you are a musician, indeed you should. Follow me, you will learn stuff.
Why do they call you a "Josh-stronaut?"
...what? I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
If I bring you some sort of delicious baked goods, like cookies or cupcakes, with lots of frosting on them, would you eat them?
Indeed I would. Mmmmm... frosting...