"Loathe Thy Neighbor"

Concept by Nick Belyung
Lyrics: Rzemyk, Key, Dontre, Kersey
Music: Rzemyk, Key

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds. You wave her a friendly hello
while she glares with judging eyes
Her glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s frames, they help her see your faults
as she's squinting with disdain

A retired english teacher with an overwhelming fragrance. Still alive, too
stubborn to die, and death don't have the patience
She has more cats than children by an order of magnitude, and whenever she
loses at bingo, she takes it out on you

Calls the cops on her rotary phone
Every time you try to mow the lawn

Close your blinds, lock your doors
I mind my business, now you mind yours
Keep to yourself and stay off my grass
Now get off my porch and get off my ass

Get off my ass. Go back inside
Stay in your home. Leave me alone.

Imagine a jerk in his 40s in front of the broke down house that he rents
Not all that bright, chugging Natural Light, flicking cigarette butts over your fence
Screaming all day at his beat up truck that he always fails to repair. More
stains on his shirt than teeth in his mouth, and he doesn't seem to care

A former high school quarterback with delusions of long past glory
Blasts 80s crap from his Pontiac, as he tells you his whole life story
He parks and blocks my driveway then dumps his cup of tobacco spit
Setting fireworks off after midnight? I'm about to lose my SHHH- ...temper.

Mows his lawn at 2 a.m. He likes me, but I hate him Deadbeat dad, he doesn't pay
child support. He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Close your blinds, lock your doors
I mind my business, now you mind yours
Keep to yourself and stay off my grass
Now get off my porch and get off my ass

We all hate the HOA
All the homes they look the same.
The mortgage states the house belongs to me. You need to chill the fuck out and
get off of my property

Some are so friendly but some of them are enemies makes me neurotic and keeps me
on guard. Battling those neighbors with tolerant diplomacy tempts me to empty my
bleach on their yard
I pour bleach on your yard
I Spelled "BITCH" on your lawn
That's right. FUCK your grass
Loathe thy neighbor

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