Music

According to Wikipedia, "Psychostick is a... band?" Well, we GUESS it's true since the internet said so.

"Do"

"We... are... a band... that DO... music?"

Whelp, we finally did it. We released one of the stupidest albums ever conceived by man OR apes! Psychostick's fifth full-length LP is here and it's filled with songs about being lazy, irresponsible jerks. Basically an autobiographical album.

  1. We Are a Band - View Lyrics
  2. You Can (Maybe) Do It - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  3. Tuesday - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  4. Adulting - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  5. From the Heart - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  6. Do - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
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  8. Introvert Party Time - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  9. Thinkin' With Yer Dick - View Lyrics
  10. Uncle Material - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  11. Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on Toast with Sriracha - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  12. Uhhhnngg
  13. Stream Stutter - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
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  15. Socks & Sandals - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  16. Keys - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  17. Gurrrrrr - Lyric Video
  18. Moving Day - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  19. Rent in Peace - View Lyrics
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  21. Outtakes Episode V: Outtakes Strike Back
  22. Flop - View Lyrics

Album Reviews

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mastered by Collin Jordan at Boiler Room Mastering
Artwork by Kai Ng, Aljon Inertia Comahig, Robert Kersey and Patrick Murphy

Jul 24th 2018

"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance"

"In a world where danger is EVERYWHERE... where the only currency is FEAR."

"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" contains 21 tracks of pure face-throbbing, hump-inducing METAL EXPLOSION COMEDY!

  1. Revenge of the Vengeance
  2. Obey the Beard - View Lyrics
  3. President Rhino - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  4. H-Flat
  5. So. Heavy. - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  6. Dogs Like Socks - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  7. Super Legit OFFICIAL Teaser #2 Explode
  8. Quack Kills - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  9. Blue Screen - View Lyrics
  10. NSFW - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  11. Danger Zone - View Lyrics
  12. New to the Neighborhood
  13. Loathe Thy Neighbor - View Lyrics
  14. AWESOME! - View Lyrics
  15. Choking Hazard - View Lyrics
  16. Fight to the Death - View Lyrics
  17. Bruce Campbell - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  18. Trick or Treat
  19. Dimensional Time Portal
  20. The Power of Metal Compels You - View Lyrics
  21. Outtakes IV: The Outtakening

Album Reviews

Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC

Nov 4th 2014

"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D"

This stupid conglomeration of craziness is our latest attempt to not suck, but that's entirely up to you. With songs like, "Because Boobs," and, "Hate Times 8," there's no telling how famous we'll get. Probably not very, heh.

  1. Premature Intoxication
  2. Welcome to the Show - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  3. Sadface :( - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  4. Because Boobs - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  5. Intervention for a Good Mood
  6. Hate Times 8 - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  7. It's Just a Movie, Stupid - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  8. Political Bum - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  9. That Guy
  10. Six Pounds of Terror
  11. Methane Crescendo - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  12. My Clingy Girlfriend - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  13. The Root of All Evil - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  14. Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  15. Duh, of Course We Did Outtakes!

Album Reviews

Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City

Aug 16th 2011

"The Digital Appetizer"

A nice little follow up to "Sandwich," this digital only EP entitled "The Digital Appetizer" was written and recorded late 2009 and early 2010.

  1. Cockblock - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  2. Tuff Luv - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  3. iSong - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey

Jul 26th 2010

"Sandwich"

Released on May 5th, 2009, "Sandwich" is Psychostick's sophomore album that "injects your ears with delicious metal." Once this record hit the shelves, radio stations begun to play "This is Not a Song, it's a Sandwich!" followd up by "Girl Directions."

Sandwich received moderate success with Psychostick fans loving it and critics vomiting all over it.

  1. Metal?
  2. Beer, Part 2
  3. Caffeine - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  4. Shower - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  5. A Lesson in Modesty
  6. P is the Best Letter - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  7. Minimum Rage - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  8. Don't Eat My Food - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  9. The Hunger Within - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  10. Grocery Escape Plan - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  11. Too Many Food
  12. This is not a Song, it's a Sandwich - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  13. Girl Directions - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  14. Orange - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  15. Beer Part 2
  16. Do You Want a Taco? - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  17. An Attempt at Something Serious
  18. #1 Radio $ingle - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  19. Vah-jay-jay - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  20. Die... a LOT! - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  21. You've Got Mail Enhancement - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  22. Passive Vengeance - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  23. 373 Thank Yous - View Lyrics
  24. Outtakes
  25. We Ran Out of CD Space - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

May 5th 2009

"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride"

A Psychostick concept in the works for a few years, "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" was released in 2007 as a "Cynical Jab to the Overly Commercialized Holiday Season." As a short follow up to "We Couldn't Think of a Title," Psychostick's plan was to push this as a Holiday EP, thus making it a seasonal record, and they succeeded.

A special vinyl limited edition was released in 2009.

  1. Doom to the World
  2. Holiday Hate - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  3. Jolly Old Sadist - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  4. hXc VS \m/
  5. Jingle Bell Metal - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  6. Silent Night
  7. Red Snow - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  8. Happy Fucking New Year - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey, Anime X-mas Zombie Artwork by Kat "Teh Darkness Kitten" Fetteroll
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

Sep 7th 2007

"We Couldn't Think of a Title"

Psychostick's first ever full length record! Originally released in 2003, "We Couldn't Think of a Title" received local critical acclaim and "BEER!" was eventually picked up by satellite radio followed up by playing "Jagermeister Love Song," "Two Ton Paperweight," and "ABCDEath." Soon other radio stations started picking it up and Psychostick decided to find a way to distribute it to stores and take things on the road.

"We Couldn't Think of a Title" was then rereleased in 2006 through Rock Ridge Music with two bonus tracks, ABCDEath and Jagermeister Love Song.

  1. Indecision
  2. Scrotal Torment - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  3. Death Burger
  4. Two Ton Paperweight - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  5. No Pun Indended - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  6. Why, Oh, Why? - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  7. Pluh - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  8. BEER!!!1 - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  9. Prozak Milkshake - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  10. Throwin' Down - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  11. I HATE Doing Laundry - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  12. Return of the Death Burger
  13. Largiloquent Dithyramb - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  14. Lizard Sphere X
  15. Orgasm = Love - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  16. Good Morning - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  17. In a Band to Get Chicks - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  18. Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  19. ABCDEath - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
  20. The Jagermeister Love Song - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Written and performed by Psychostick.
Recorded at , Headpop Studios, Joshy Apartment Studios, Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Licensed to Rock Ridge Music, Distributed through Alternative Distribution Alliance

Aug 1st 2006

CDs in stores and possibly your face.