I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi Woah yeah. Woah-oh. I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings about these feeling that you feel (woah romance) And you know that I love you when we're FUCKIN' 'Cuz orgasm equals love All my friends smile and they chuckle at pictures of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut When I'm peeing in your butt And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (awww) Woah yeah. Woah some more. I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies 'Cuz orgasm equals love I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel *Joshy quits the band* Let's get married and have babies... just kidding! Cuz orgasm equals love Cuz erections equal love Cuz ejaculation equals love Cuz... (you don't wanna know)
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