"Pluh"

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little
Volkswagen on my way toget a tank of gas

I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
Sucka like me to drive by goin' way to fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road

He looked me in the nose and said:
"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
And I said:
"PLUH!"

YES, I SAID PLUH.

Walkin down the streets in my running shoes lookin' for a showstore
So that I can find myself parking spot

I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers
And a cap that said:
"I like tater tots."

He said somethin' in latin that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time,
So I looked at my broken watch, and I said:
"PLUH!"

YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!

If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD
It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement question
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

So remember the next time you forget
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
Don't strain your brain to remember the word,
Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is:
"PLUH!"

YES I SAID PLUHHHHHHHHHH!

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