You know, it's not easy being Nickelback. Actually, it is.
I'll admit to you, it's a general rule in the biz to not "talk shit" about other bands. Why? Because you never know.
But this band? Pssh. It's too easy. :)
Anyway, I wrote this and thought that @corrosivefool would be perfect to articulate the... intricacies of the Guitar Ninja's Vengeance.