Bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake Some say the season's here Some say we'll eat all the goodies soon I certainly fear I will Sure could use me a detox from this Chocolate frosting Sugar diet 'cuz Endless calories between the cookies and the cake Every Christmas season end up gaining all the weight Every pumpkin pie Every candy cane Lose the thin, fat again in time for New Year's Day Gains from your wassail and Gains from your lattés and Gains from your stockings all bursting with yummies and Gains from your egg nog and Gains from your whipped cream and Gains from your booze you will surely consume it's a Non-stop Christmas Fructose gauntlet of Endless sugar with more sugar On the sugar plums Eat like Santa, now I gotta resort to taking Tums Sugar every night Sugar every day Close the year, violating health in every way It begins Just two trick-or-treaters came for Halloween a bowl full of Hershey's was left that I had to eat Candy binge Thanksgiving dinner had mountains of meat Leftovers lined up as far as the eye can see Candied yams Now cookie-filled boxes pile up on the table Calorie-counting deleted from memory Double chin My plate's drowning in gravy Dessert's coming in tidal waves I'm gonna feel my chair give way Trying hard to keep it all down Mom please take away my plate How can I stop myself from chowin' down Cannot stop myself from gorgin' Watch me eating up my own weight Yeah don't just call me gluttonous 'til you've tried this apple pie No, don't say that you never wouldn't have a slice of cake or ten I'm gonna see you bite down Gobble down Growing round Chowin' down Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT AET AET AET AET AET AET AET AET AET AET AET AET Eat Eat eat leftovers Eat eat eat pie for breakfast Eat Eat
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