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Tour and Events

Oh yeah, we're a band. We should probably play shows or some crap.

We're not performing here, but we're gonna talk about some cool stuff, the new album, the Toxic Crusaders OST, and my feelings on why we need to replace all water in our water system with hot sauce.
The Cubby Bear - Buy Tickets - Google Maps
1059 W. Addison St.
Chicago, IL 60613
P: 773-327-1662

27 days from now!

Lineup: PSYCHOSTICK, Knight of the Round, Game Genie, & The Darkhorse Collective

This is the official "Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again" CD release show, plus the Toxic Crusaders game soundtrack CD release show! Ages 21+, tickets are $24 in advance, $29 day of show. Doors at 6, show at 7

We's gonna play holiday songs and drink the thickest egg nog we can find while Alex barfs because he drank too much and we all laugh at him
Rockville (Daytona International Raceway) - Buy Tickets - Buy VIP Tickets - Facebook Event - Google Maps
1801 W International Speedway Blvd
Daytona Beach, FL 32114

180 days from now!

Lineup: The Offspring, Lorna Shore, Sevendust, Dethklok, Cradle of Filth, Nekrogoblikon, PSYCHOSTICK, Spineshank, Galactic Empire, and a bazillion others

ALL AGES! Multi-day festival from May 7-10. We play Thursday!

Upset that you're not seeing a show near you? Here's why.

FEET = BUY MERCH GET IT LOL
Check out our past shows for some reason!

Show Alerts

You might be spewing, Stupid Psychostick, I always miss their shows! I wish there was a way for them to notify me when they're farting music at a venue near me!

Now there is. Sign up for show alerts. Do it. We'll pound your inbox when we're nearby. Just make sure you check your email sometimes and make sure anything from Psychostick isn't marked as spam.

We're not "cool." Join us.