That's right! We here at Psychostick composed a video game soundtrack for Toxic Crusaders, an arcade-style beat-em-up coming in 2025!

Please wishlist that bad boy on Steam!

More info coming very soon. Trust me, it's a LOT. 

Welcome to Psychostick ... and stuff! This is a collection of b-sides and rarities that we've dug up from old hard drives, floppy disks, stone etchings, etc.

1. A Foreword from Patrick Stewart
2. This Song is Worth $50 - View Lyrics
3. Ghostbuster! - View Lyrics
4. Let's Do the Sex - View Lyrics
5. Metaldonna Medley (Madonna Medley) - View Lyrics
6. Hedstronk
7. Gaslight Projection (skit)
8. Jameson Love Song - View Lyrics
9. Bill Nye - View Lyrics
10. Reading Rainbow - View Lyrics
11. The Doom Song
12. Star Trek
13. Galaxy Song - View Lyrics
14. Mega Man - View Lyrics
15. AVGN - View Lyrics
16. Toejam and Earl
17. Talk About Not Talking About Food (skit)
18. Chimichanga - View Lyrics
19. Eat an Entire Pizza By Myself
20. Mi Queso - View Lyrics
21. The Sombrero Prophecy - View Lyrics
22. Sober on St Patty's Day - View Lyrics
23. A Reverse Foreword from Patrick Stewart
24. Outtakes
25. Cockblock - View Lyrics
26. iSong - View Lyrics
27. Tuff Luv - View Lyrics
28. Orgasm = Love Live-ish MAF Version - View Lyrics
29. Those Stupid Ifs - View Lyrics
30. We Ran Out of CD Space Again - View Lyrics

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mastered by Collin Jordan at Boiler Room Mastering
Artwork by Patrick R. Murphy and Robert Kersey

“Ghostbuster!” Awesome Guest Drums by Jason Hallack with Concept Contributions by Jake McReynolds & Jimmy Grant

“Ghostbusters,” © 1984 Twenty Fifteen Boulevard (ASCAP); “Like A Virgin,” © 1984 Sony/ATV / Sugar Free Media (ASCAP / BMI / GMR); “Ray Of Light,” © 1988 Almo Music / Mauve Music / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP / PRS); “Holiday,” © 1983 Spirit One (BMI);  “Like A Prayer,” © 1989 Bleu Disque / Johnny Yuma / Orangejello / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP / BMI); “Music,” © 2000 1000 Lights / Webo Girl (ASCAP / BMI / SACEM);  “Express Yourself,” © 1989 Bleu Disque / Universal Polygram International / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP); “Vogue,” © 1990 Bleu Disque / Lexor Music / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP); “Material Girl,” © 1984 Sony/ATV (BMI); “Papa Don't Preach,” © 1986 Reservoir Music (ASCAP); “Don't Cry For Me Argentina,” © 1976 Universal Music (ASCAP); “Bill Nye,” © 1993 Walt Disney Music (ASCAP); “Reading Rainbow,” © 1983 SCH Music (ASCAP); “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” © 1987 Bruin Music / Sony/ATV (BMI); “Galaxy Song,” © 1983, EMI Virgin Songs / KGB Music (BMI / PRS); “Magic Man,” © 1975, Sony/ATV Songs (ASCAP / BMI); “Angry Video Game Nerd,” © 2006, James Rolfe & Kyle Justin; “Loco,” © 1997 Rode Ster (ASCAP)

"We... are... a band... that DO... music?"

Whelp, we finally did it. We released one of the stupidest albums ever conceived by man OR apes! Psychostick's fifth full-length LP is here and it's filled with songs about being lazy, irresponsible jerks. Basically an autobiographical album.

1. We Are a Band - View Lyrics
2. You Can (Maybe) Do It - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
3. Tuesday - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
4. Adulting - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
5. From the Heart - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
6. Do - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
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8. Introvert Party Time - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
9. Thinkin' With Yer Dick - View Lyrics
10. Uncle Material - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
11. Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on Toast with Sriracha - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
12. Uhhhnngg
13. Stream Stutter - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
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15. Socks & Sandals - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
16. Keys - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
17. Gurrrrrr - Lyric Video
18. Moving Day - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
19. Rent in Peace - View Lyrics
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21. Outtakes Episode V: Outtakes Strike Back
22. Flop - View Lyrics

Album Reviews

• Overdrive Mag reviews "Do"
• Metal Nation's "Do" Review
• Metal Injection's Top 10 Albums of 2018
• #1 Comedy Albums on Billboard

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mastered by Collin Jordan at Boiler Room Mastering
Artwork by Kai Ng, Aljon Inertia Comahig, Robert Kersey and Patrick Murphy

"In a world where danger is EVERYWHERE... where the only currency is FEAR."

"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" contains 21 tracks of pure face-throbbing, hump-inducing METAL EXPLOSION COMEDY!

1. Revenge of the Vengeance
2. Obey the Beard - View Lyrics
3. President Rhino - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
4. H-Flat
5. So. Heavy. - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
6. Dogs Like Socks - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
7. Super Legit OFFICIAL Teaser #2 Explode
8. Quack Kills - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
9. Blue Screen - View Lyrics
10. NSFW - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
11. Danger Zone - View Lyrics
12. New to the Neighborhood
13. Loathe Thy Neighbor - View Lyrics
14. AWESOME! - View Lyrics
15. Choking Hazard - View Lyrics
16. Fight to the Death - View Lyrics
17. Bruce Campbell - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
18. Trick or Treat
19. Dimensional Time Portal
20. The Power of Metal Compels You - View Lyrics
21. Outtakes IV: The Outtakening

Album Reviews

Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC

This stupid conglomeration of craziness is our latest attempt to not suck, but that's entirely up to you. With songs like, "Because Boobs," and, "Hate Times 8," there's no telling how famous we'll get. Probably not very, heh.

1. Premature Intoxication
2. Welcome to the Show - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
3. Sadface :( - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
4. Because Boobs - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
5. Intervention for a Good Mood
6. Hate Times 8 - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
7. It's Just a Movie, Stupid - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
8. Political Bum - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
9. That Guy
10. Six Pounds of Terror
11. Methane Crescendo - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
12. My Clingy Girlfriend - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
13. The Root of All Evil - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
14. Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
15. Duh, of Course We Did Outtakes!

Album Reviews

Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City

A nice little follow up to "Sandwich," this digital only EP entitled "The Digital Appetizer" was written and recorded late 2009 and early 2010.

1. Cockblock - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
2. Tuff Luv - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
3. iSong - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey

Released on May 5th, 2009, "Sandwich" is Psychostick's sophomore album that "injects your ears with delicious metal." Once this record hit the shelves, radio stations begun to play "This is Not a Song, it's a Sandwich!" followd up by "Girl Directions."

Sandwich received moderate success with Psychostick fans loving it and critics vomiting all over it.

1. Metal?
2. Beer, Part 2
3. Caffeine - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
4. Shower - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
5. A Lesson in Modesty
6. P is the Best Letter - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
7. Minimum Rage - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
8. Don't Eat My Food - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
9. The Hunger Within - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
10. Grocery Escape Plan - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
11. Too Many Food
12. This is not a Song, it's a Sandwich - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
13. Girl Directions - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
14. Orange - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
15. Beer Part 2
16. Do You Want a Taco? - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
17. An Attempt at Something Serious
18. #1 Radio $ingle - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
19. Vah-jay-jay - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
20. Die... a LOT! - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
21. You've Got Mail Enhancement - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
22. Passive Vengeance - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
23. 373 Thank Yous - View Lyrics
24. Outtakes
25. We Ran Out of CD Space - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

A Psychostick concept in the works for a few years, "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" was released in 2007 as a "Cynical Jab to the Overly Commercialized Holiday Season." As a short follow up to "We Couldn't Think of a Title," Psychostick's plan was to push this as a Holiday EP, thus making it a seasonal record, and they succeeded.

A special vinyl limited edition was released in 2009.

1. Doom to the World
2. Holiday Hate - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
3. Jolly Old Sadist - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
4. hXc VS \m/
5. Jingle Bell Metal - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
6. Silent Night
7. Red Snow - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
8. Happy Fucking New Year - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey, Anime X-mas Zombie Artwork by Kat "Teh Darkness Kitten" Fetteroll
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

Psychostick's first ever full length record! Originally released in 2003, "We Couldn't Think of a Title" received local critical acclaim and "BEER!" was eventually picked up by satellite radio followed up by playing "Jagermeister Love Song," "Two Ton Paperweight," and "ABCDEath." Soon other radio stations started picking it up and Psychostick decided to find a way to distribute it to stores and take things on the road.

"We Couldn't Think of a Title" was then rereleased in 2006 through Rock Ridge Music with two bonus tracks, ABCDEath and Jagermeister Love Song.

1. Indecision
2. Scrotal Torment - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
3. Death Burger
4. Two Ton Paperweight - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
5. No Pun Indended - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
6. Why, Oh, Why? - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
7. Pluh - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
8. BEER!!!1 - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
9. Prozak Milkshake - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
10. Throwin' Down - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
11. I HATE Doing Laundry - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
12. Return of the Death Burger
13. Largiloquent Dithyramb - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
14. Lizard Sphere X
15. Orgasm = Love - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
16. Good Morning - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
17. In a Band to Get Chicks - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
18. Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
19. ABCDEath - View Lyrics - Lyric Video
20. The Jagermeister Love Song - View Lyrics - Lyric Video

Album Credits

Written and performed by Psychostick.
Recorded at , Headpop Studios, Joshy Apartment Studios, Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Licensed to Rock Ridge Music, Distributed through Alternative Distribution Alliance