Concept by Nick Belyung Lyrics: Dontre, Murphy, Rzemyk, Kersey Music: Key, Dontre, Murphy, Rzemyk Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen. All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career. Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere Bruce Campbell! We're gonna be best friends! Gonna come to your house and watch Hercules from season one till the end I'll hand you everything I own and you'll sign it all for me! Then we'll start rehearsing for Cave Alien 3 Bruce Lorne Campbell should be offered every lead! Imagine him as Spider-Man, a finer choice indeed Casablanca couldâ€™ve been improved if Campbell wouldâ€™ve said, â€Hereâ€™s lookinâ€™ at youâ€¦you primitive screwhead!â€ Bruce Campbell Dert dert da dert dert dert Gonna come to your house and put Xena on And not sleep till it's done I got the whole box set for Brisco County, too I love you and to prove it's true I'm gonna play a kazoo Bruce Ash Campbell is a truly stellar man He bravely fought the Deadites but a chainsaw took his hand Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use Iâ€™ll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome Bruce Bruce Campbell, I need the measurements for your chin! Gonna get me a jawbone implant and I'm gonna be your twin Then I'll get me a tattoo of your face And put it right on my...face Then we'll fly into outer space and... Hey Bruce, where are you going? Bruce campbell (gonna find you) You can't hide from me! I found your house on Google Maps and just watched you go pee! When I find you, I'm gonna clone you Take your DNA against your will I'll make 8,000 Bruce Campbells to build Bruce Campbellville
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