(Music and lyrics by Joshua Key) Hey you dickhole She was flirting with me Hey you fuckface I just bought her a drink Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak Ruining the evening She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery I can't figure out If you are an overprotective brother A friend in the friend zone Or a dumbass bitter ex lover I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame. Hey you dumb bitch Can't you leave us alone What's your problem Can't you throw me a bone? Staring at me like I'm Satan himself Trying to steal her soul Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol I can't figure out If your an overprotective sister A jealous best friend Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame You are a cockblock That's what you do. You are a cockblock Obstructing the poon. Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Congratulations! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. I hope you're happy... cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. You ruined the whole night. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Why don't you eat shit and die cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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