Sick of being a loser Turned down at every turn Tired of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. What am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... WAIT! I bet they would want me... With a microphone in hand. Cause I'm sick of this rejection Gotta get me some affection If I wanna score, I gotta upgrade my image. So I'll dub myself a singer Give the rules a middle finger Say I do it for the music, NOT the Money. Though that's true I know that... All I want is chicks. All HE wants is chicks. All THEY want it chicks. ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS! (x 5) ...chicks. ...boobs. Yeah ALL WE WANT IS - A little booty. Look at me in the spotlight Sweat glistens off my brow Take my shirt off and show off Time to flaunt my physique now Look at the girls all screaming With their faces turning red Know that each look I give them Makes them want to give me... heh heh Well I know they'll like me better Than that loser Eddie Vetter Or James Hetfield cuz I know I'm better looking And I wish my crush from high school Saw me now and feels like a fool Cause I asked her out a hundred times And she said, "NO!" Her loss. Still I know...
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