Lyrics: Dontre, Key, Rzemyk - Music: Key, Rzemyk, Dontre Move his stuff. Staring at the wall, what have I committed to? A sacred social pact, something you cannot undo Friendship maintenance and guilt forms a moving crew If I do not help you move then you won't help me move You told us all to be here right at noon yet you are still packing and Guilty of betrayal #1: We're working but you have been slacking Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again You hoard all your useless crap you refuse to donate to Goodwill and I sacrifice my weekend to wading through your forsaken loot and We repeatedly ask "What is this? Where's this go? What do you do with this?" I now descend down the stairs prone all alone in the spider basement Up and down and up and down I wish that you were not my friend What is all this pointless shit you kept Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff Curse your box that's overstuffed with textbooks you forgot exist It's moving day! Nothing says "Thanks, buddy" Like a $5 Little Caesar's Hot and Ready It's moving day! Nothing gives life meaning Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing It's moving day! Nothing says commitment Like the friend with the truck that couldn't make it It's moving day! I just love getting splinters Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingers Move his stuff! There's more stuff! So much stuff! Flinch from that dog that barks every freakin' time you pass by it We disagree please tell me how do you move a goddamn plant Drip on my head now it rains and I'm wet, the boxes are ripping and Spilling all your cables kneeling down, on the ground now my shoes are all squishy DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA USB 1, 2, and 3, mini, micro, A and B 40-pin IDE, a wired mouse from â€˜93 Broken parts you canâ€™t replace, ya better keep â€˜em just in case Guilty of betrayal #2: All the restaurants closed and it's too late for food You disappeared 2 hours ago come back and now you smell like reefer Dude, I'm about to beat you to death with this vacuum cleaner It's moving day! So glad it's raining I'm hauling your junk as you stand there complaining It's moving day! Well, this is a treat! The sun's gone down and there's nothing to eat! It's moving day! Betrayal #3 You exaggeratted how quick this would be It's moving day! Havin' so much fun! It's 1:00 am and we're still not done Movin a couch. We're moving a couch Break out the chainsaw, gonna cut it in half! One love seat's now 2 recliners I'll set all your stuff on fire Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground furniture, watch it burn, old apartment, new apartment too Burn it to the ground
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