I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree. And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up. Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh... I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa, romance) And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN' 'Cuz orgasm equals love. All my friends smile and they chuckle at pictures of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt. And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...) Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more. I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cuz orgasm equals love I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel *Joshy quits the band* Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding! Cuz orgasm equals love Cuz erections equals love Cuz ejaculation equals love Cuz...
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