Orgasm = Love Live-ish MAF Version

I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree.
And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up.
Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi
Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh...
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel
(whoa, romance)
And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN'
'Cuz orgasm equals love.
All my friends smile
and they chuckle at pictures
of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt.
And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets
And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...)
Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies
Cuz orgasm equals love
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel
*Joshy quits the band*
Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding!
Cuz orgasm equals love
Cuz erections equals love
Cuz ejaculation equals love
Cuz...

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