(Music: Key - Lyrics: Key, Kersey, Grant, McReynolds) P is the best letter in the whole alphabet because it starts the name of the greatest band ever. The greatest band ever happens to be the one you are now listening to We're the greatest band ever God we fuckin' rule! R is the second best letter of those mentioned because it starts the name of the greatest singer ever The greatest singer ever happens to be the one you are now listening to. I'm your favorite singer ever. God I fuckin' rule! J is a better letter than the ones that you've heard because it starts the name of the guys playing stringed instruments. We are the ones that destroy your faces off because we break it down.
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