Lyrics: Dontre, Key, Rzemyk Music: Key, Dontre, Rzemyk Iâ€™m being watched by a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak, he made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to ice within my veins I would migrate north if you could guarantee That there are no ducks in the Arctic sea Their waddling gives me anxiety whenever they're following me I'm afraid of a duck ('cuz they have creepy feet) (And their razor sharp beak) (They have beady black eyes) (And they're staring at me!) You dirty cloaca go back to your flock of paddling revolting floating freeloading POULTRY! Here they come, I think Iâ€™m marked Every time Iâ€™m at the park a miscreation comes to steal my bread Drop your things and run for the car â€˜cause if you donâ€™t make it that far Theyâ€™ll feast upon your fallen corpse instead There is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake, staring me down until I finally break A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack And I don't have the strength to fight back I'm afraid of a DUCK! (They would kill you for your bread) (Then eat your liver instead) (Iâ€˜m not overreacting) (Stop laughing at me!) You think that it's funny? Just wait till theyâ€™re coming! Don't you know birds of a feather murder together? He's watching me! (They're after me!) SHH! Iâ€™m afraid of that duck Iâ€™m afraid of that other duck Iâ€™m afraid of the flock. And all my friends think I should see a QUACK! But Iâ€™m not cool with that Claiming ducks are all innocent, theyâ€™re not! I'm not crazy you see Look, they hunt in a flying V And it's pointed at me My worst nightmare descends upon oh God!
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