Those Stupid Ifs

Woah, that was cool! Do it again!
One more time!

Mother fuckin’ irony
How’d you get the best of me?
Love is in the air and you make it smell like shit!

Never thought I had a chance
I fell prey to circumstance
‘cuz I liked you all along and I now I have to say, “so long” and

I know I had my reasons
For not telling you my feeling

Like I’m a WUSS
and I’ve got no balls

Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
if I had only known
and I’m such a loser
I should have let you know

Shoulda, coulda wish we woulda

Tell me now what good is love
when you leave it in a week
Now I know that I would rather not know than to know

What am I supposed to do? No one can compare to you?
Guess I’ll just have to hit on a bunch of random, nameless women

Is this some sort of drama? 
A chick flick that I’m the star of

This can’t be real! (He’s in denial)
I’m really PISSED (Now he’s at anger)
Now I’m really sad (he’s reached depression)
Eh, well, it’s not so bad (that’s his acceptance)

Why did you have to do this; you have a freakin’ boyfriend when I wanted
to go out with you and it really makes me MAD

Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
if I had only known
and I’m such a loser
I should have let you know

And I’m so pathetic
I should have let you know

Fun Fact(s) about "Those Stupid Ifs:"

This song was originally cut from We Couldn't Think of a Title! WOW!

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"You guys are very dumb." - God