Black Friday through Cybersex Monday sale!

Posted by Rawrb on November 26th 2020, 12:00 AM

Whelp, this year has been a massive bowl of Grape Nuts with stomach bile instead of milk. So here's a fun thing:

We're doing a massive sale over at, so get in there and penetrate your shopping cart via these gooey deals. Items will range from 5% to 50% off, because we love YOU and are physically attracted to YOU personally.

Check 'em out! Whoo!

Jarsh ate a dog made out of frosting and lived.