Zombie Claus, in yo' FACE!

Posted by Rawrb on December 3rd 2019, 12:00 AM

Hot damn, we did it again! This time we only drank TWO gallons of bleach instead of the usual FOUR. We're learning!

Our latest parody victim is Rob Zombie, whom I might add, had it coming. What's that, ROB? You're way to RICH and FAMOUS to try and sue SANTA? That's right; his crack team of lawyers are greasin' their stockings for some law-flavored candy. Mmmm!

Oh right. Anyway.

Here's that new video or whatever.

Hey, it's all over the streaming mediums (Spotify, Apple Music, whatevers) and/or our store.

OH! And there's this fun shirt for you brave, brave nerds out there. This'll disappear soon, so get it!

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