Because Fuel

June 7th 2016, 12:00 AM
Rawrb! Cartoony!

Yes, this does happen. Well, the "show boobs for free stuff" thing, not the... strapping-to-the-van thing.

We used to fall for this, but once we realized that we need dollars to continue (not memories of naked breasts), we had to change our policies.

We even wrote a song about farts.