Metal Dating Tip #562
April 12th 2011, 1:00 AM
Flowers just don't "cut" it anymore. Get it?
The treacherous world of dating tends to consist of sweaty palms and wasted drinks bought for uninterested women.
In the metal world, replace "sweaty palms" with "wallet chains" and "wasted drinks" with "Pantera Tattoos."
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