(Get it? Black Friday... Orange Saturday? Psshaw)
Hooooly crap! We've got our own special sale going on, plus some new merchandise for you to dig your claws into. DIG!
What's this? Hoodies?
It's about time, stupid.
Head on over and browse around. There are some shirts that're also on clearance, so you can save/spend money! Yaaaay!
Also, those around the Kansas City area, we're playing a New Year's Eve show. C'mon out and watch us work off that holiday fat. Rawr.