Hoo boy, do I have an update for you. Let's stop beating around the bush and get right to the deed. *removes pants*
First up: We're going on tour with Dog Fashion Disco and The Bunny The Bear! That there is sweeter than Zooey Deschanel covered in birthday cake ice cream. How's about a nice, friendly list of dates?
- May 23rd in Janesville, WI (without DFD and TBTB)
- May 24th in Ringle, WI (without DFD and TBTB)
- May 25th in Chippewa Falls, WI (without DFD and TBTB)
- May 29th in Amityville, NY
- May 30th in Albany, NY
- May 31st in Pennellville, NY
- June 1st in Watkins Glen, NY
- June 2nd in Trenton, NJ
- June 3rd in Providence, RI
- June 5th in Westland, MI
- June 6th in Cleveland, OH
- June 7th in Cherry Valley, IL
- June 8th in Joliet, IL
- June 9th in Minneapolis, MN
- June 10th in Merriam, KS
- June 11th in Waterloo, IA
- June 12th in Des Moines, IA
- June 13th in Lincoln, NE
- June 14th in Denver, CO
- June 16th in Salt Lake City, UT
- June 17th in Sacramento, CA
- June 18th in West Hollywood, CA
- June 19th in Las Vegas, NV
- June 20th in Tucson, AZ
- June 21st in Scottsdale, AZ
- June 23rd in San Antonio, TX
- June 24th in Houston, TX
- June 25th in Fort Worth, TX
- June 26th in Oklahoma City, OK
- June 27th in St Louis, MO
Want more info? Wanna buy tickets? Skeet on over to the tour page and click around.
Next up: Arbor Day Sale! Ends um, tomorrow (April 26th). Use promo code arborday and receive a 10% discount. WOAAAH!
DISCOUNT CODE OMFG
While you're there using that fancy code, you should know that we are officially retiring the digital downloadable version of our first (and only, thus far) DVD "The Birthening." We've dropped the price a bit more too! On May 2nd, 2014 it'll be gone forever. So get it whiles you can!
And finally, the opus of the internet has been unleashed by us. That probably sounds really arrogant. It is. We don't care. We had to test out our newly completely recording studio, and the first thing we recorded was our sweet, sultry metal version of the Reading Rainbow theme song from 1984.
Yes. We did.
You can get this very song for free. So very FREE.
Gotta go record some vocals for the new album here in a few. Oh yeah, we're still doing that. Sssh.